This little yappy dog across the street

ARGHGHGHGHGHGH

They moved in last year. Their millions of children playing in the road I can deal with. The loud blaring music every weekend – annoying, but OK. The outdoor phone conversations spoken at top volume that I can hear every word of? Fine.

But this little monster of a dog that they keep on their front porch that is tormenting my elderly dog with its incessant yapping?

It. Has. Got. To. Stop.

I daydream of kidnapping it and taking it across the state lines and putting it up for adoption. No, I would never actually do that, but I still DREAM about it.

I put my dog out on the deck this morning to see what would happen. This is how it played out:

Yap! Yappity yap yap yap yap!

GGRRRRRWOOF! WOOF WOOF GRRRRRRRRRRR

Yip Yap Yap Yap Yap Yap Yap Yap Yap!

WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!

REPEAT AD NAUSEAM

I finally brought my dog inside and told him to lay down, and he did, such a good boy. Until he drifted off to sleep and forgot that the ding dong yappy dog existed in his life now. He was just about to take a nap when… YAP YAP! YIPPITY YAP YAP!

WOOF WOOF GRRRRRR WOOF WOOF!!

Scared the snot out of me!

I really dislike this little dog and want it to stop. I doubt asking them to do something is going to change its ways? I will try. Or better yet, put one of the other neighbors up to it. Heheheh.

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